Birthday Gift for My Brother
My brother is turning the ripe old age of twenty eight shortly, so I have been trying to figure out what to get him for his present.
In prior years, I have bought him video games, electronics, and maybe even a CD or two. But this year, I wanted to get him something special, as he is still single and hasn’t had much luck with the ladies.
I would have thought that he would have found someone already. He is not ugly, in great shape, and has great social skills.
My only complaint is that his cologne smells kind of cheap. I think he still wears the cheap stuff that he got as a gift from Santa back when we were kids. In fact, I think it is cheap enough that it might turn away prospective women.
So, I think I will take him out and get him a good bottle of cologne - maybe by this time next year, he will actually have a date.