My Own Private Fashion Show
After sitting on the couch all morning, I must have fell asleep. It was a lot quieter in the house than normal when I woke up - the wife must have taken the kids out. I woke up and did dishes in anticipation for my family to get home.
As it turns out, they all came home from a shopping trip. I don’t know how she does it, but she can manage with three kids on her own while out at the mall, whereas I struggle with one. When she came home, I put them to bed for their afternoon nap, and then she wanted to show me what she bought.
Usually, I am not interested, but I was in a good mood (thanks to my nap) and I thought that I would humor her. Turns out it was a good idea as she gave me my own private fashion show.
She showed me the sexy lingerie and bras that she bought at the store. I didn’t even ask about the money she spent - the show alone was worth it.